Oh, Please Let This Be True!

Posted: January 21, 2012 in baby daddy, hollywood, kardashian

Any resemblance?

Okay, so by now you may have heard the rumors that Khloe Kardashian was fathered by “The Juice!” That’s right. The man who cannot keep his name out of the news despite being only four years into a 33 year jail sentence: Orenthal James Simpson! Oh, please let this be true!

Why am I so excited about the possibility of O.J. Simpson being Khloe’s father? Because THIS is reality TV. Although it’s just a rumor, isn’t this the type of thing that these reality shows portray in their shows? The Maury Povich type of plots that are scripted happen to occur on these shows that causes you to tune in the following week?

The story originated with two of the ex-wives of the late Robert Kardashian. Of course, Khloe denies it (can you blame her?) and said that the rumor is “laughable.” A source told The National Enquirer (which is about as reputable as a hooker facing a 3rd strike) that Robert Kardashian acknowledged that he wasn’t having sex with his then wife, Kris Jenner, when Khloe was conceived. O.J. also bragged about fathering a millionaire’s love child, but never came clean on who because of the possible backlash ruining his endorsements. Endorsements he would later lose after killing two people… allegedly.

In the meantime, Khloe will stick to her guns and not address the allegations. Of course, a DNA test would solve everything, but she’ll never take one. The possibility of her being a Simpson probably causes her to cry herself to sleep every night.

“Do I look like a killer?”
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Comments
  1. Melanie says:

    It just makes so much sense! I love the thought of it!

  2. Ooooh the drama and the intrigue! haha. I could care less who sired that woman I just wish she'd disappear and leave the world alone. That whole family makes me crazy. Anyone who makes a profit off being vapid and annoying deserves to be "lost" in an alligator infested swamp. That being said…that side by side resemblance is pretty shocking.

  3. No wonder she's a killer when it comes to fashion…

  4. Thank, Q says:

    It could be the highest rated "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" ever if it's true. Maybe that can be their next season's debut show.

  5. Thank, Q says:

    They're kind of working the same nose aren't they, Jewels? 🙂

  6. Thank, Q says:

    If I'm Lamar Odom, I'd want to know the truth ASAP! I'd steal her toothbrush and mail it in. It wouldn't take much convincing to get O.J. to send a sample. What does he have to lose?

  7. Lawfrog says:

    I swear, if I had the misfortune of being a Kardashian, I'd move to another country and change my name never to be heard from again. Sadly, being OJ's daughter is not the worst thing that could happen to this girl. Being a Kardashian (if only in name) trumps pretty much anything else as worst thing except possibly being murdered by OJ.

  8. Thank, Q says:

    LOL! I can't disagree with you there. At least she's rich and can afford to relocate. She should do just that.

  9. Rebecca says:

    I just called my gf like, "WORD??????" LOLOLOLOLOL… It doesn't feel good because she is my favorite. But the mother's book DID focus alot on him… WOW.

  10. It would kind of be a form of poetic justice in some warped way.

  11. Thank, Q says:

    It has to suck to be Khloe if this is true. I really don't think I'd want anyone to know that OJ was my father.

  12. Thank, Q says:

    Yeah, she would get 15 mins of fame that she would NOT want.

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