Book #Giveaway!

Posted: January 15, 2012 in caption, giveaway, mooner johnson

Don’t want to wait? Buy it here!

TQ is having its first book giveaway! One of you will get the opportunity to receive an autographed copy of “Full Rising Mooner” by my man, Don Legacy! In order for you to secure this laugh-out-loud funny book, you’ll have to earn it by participating in a caption contest!

You will have to use the comments below and give the funniest caption for the photo. I’ll allow The Mrs. to choose which one is the funniest and select our winner! The winner of TQ’s first giveaway will be announced on February 5th, so don’t wait too late to get in on it. The beauty of the competition is that you can enter as many times as you’d like since I don’t believe in putting a limit on funny!

As for the book you’ll be winning, let me tell you a little about it:

Buckle-up your sanity and step inside the ADHD-addled mind of Butcher Einstein “Mooner” Johnson, a wealthy redneck, liberal-thinking compost manufacturer from Austin, Texas. Mooner has strong political, religious and environmental beliefs and interesting ways to state them. Things are all fun and games until the real trouble starts: a severed arm is discovered in a compost pile at Mooner’s plant. Hysterical, thoughtful, and wildly inappropriate, Don Legacy’s debut is a raucous ride into the mind of a true American character, a man so scatological that there must be some sort of brilliance in there somewhere—if you can find it! Daring and provocative, Full Rising Mooner: The Most Inappropriate Man in the World is the most unpredictable and uproarious ride you’ve ever taken!

Click to read autographed caption

Okay, so now that you know what you’re trying to win, it’s time to get your thinking caps on and give me a caption in the comments that will tickle the fancy of our judge, The Mrs. She likes cats, so I figured I’d go with this one below. Good luck to all!

“98… 99… What?  A cat can’t work on his abs?”
  1. Melanie says:

    But I already own this….but I suppose you never can have enough…I will think about this…

  2. Thank, Q says:

    Well, if you already own it, then I understand not participating. Have you finished reading it?

  3. I'm already a proud owner of a signed copy, so this isn't for the win. Just for fun.*LMFAO before manscaping: "I'm sexy and I know it!"*

  4. great blog mate + following i'll go for "Kittys tan lines needed some work before he was hitting the beach"

  5. Thank, Q says:

    LOL! LOL! LOL! Nice!

  6. I own an autographed copy too…so mine is also just for fun:"And suddenly it dawned on Felix: Those Jamaican 'cats in the movie made practicing for the Winter Olympics look SOOOOOO easy!"

  7. Thank, Q says:

    LOL! Good one.Dag, Reck, it looks like Don gave everyone a book. Is he going to make any money? LOL!

  8. Vinny C says:

    I live too far away to make people ship me stuff. I'll just play for fun:Auditions for the new "Furry Kitty" porn magazine didn't go as expected.

  9. Melanie says:

    No…I would have but my kindle is on my phone. My phone got sent back to the manufacturer, and I am without it for at least another week. Sad, sad me.

  10. Thank, Q says:

    Sorry to hear that. I'm still reading it, too. I'm not really much of a reader (unless it's online) every day. I tend to read more when I go on vacation.

  11. Thank, Q says:

    LOL! "Furry Kitty." I can see that in a gas station behind the counter. Where do you live?

  12. Melanie says:

    I read on my break at work..and since I have been reading Mooner's book, the other people in the lounge are giving me looks when I laugh constantly!

  13. Thank, Q says:

    Yeah, Mooner will do that to you.

  14. "The dog was getting in my face, so I ate him. What? Let me digest…"Sounds like an awesome book 🙂

  15. Vinny C says:

    The Caribbean. Trinidad & Tobago, to be exact.

  16. Thank, Q says:

    I'm sure it's a lovely place to live! A lot of track & field stars come from T&T.

  17. Thank, Q says:

    Of course a cat person would make the cat eat the dog. LOL! The book is awesome, T. It's all over the place, but the randomness and quirkiness makes for a humorous read.

  18. Q. OK, so first, after an entire day of frustrations, I opened up on Mozilla and… Shazam! I can comment.Second, please allow me to say Thanks to you, again, for giving my book away. Does anybody realize how that sounds? Also, have you noticed how many people already have the book yet none have actually read it?Third, I'd like to enter your contest. Should I win, I promise to give it away again. Ready:"I can't find my pecker… has anybody seen my pecker… but, but I've got a hot date in thirty minutes… AIIIIIIII!!!"How would you spell that screaming noise a cat makes, like when it's tail gets pinched?

  19. Thank, Q says:

    I'm sure you wouldn't mind if a million people bought your book and only read Chapter 1, now would you? :)Don, how crazy would it be for you to win your own book? LOL! I don't have a cat, so I haven't a clue what kind of noise it makes, but I'm sure it has one or two more vowels in it.

  20. G says:

    "come on mice… bouncy castle"

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